"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

-- Mark Twain

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“We shouldn't turn the safety net into a hammock. It should actually be a safety net.”
“A prolonged and massive increase in aggregate wealth per capita has taken place over several centuries.”

Source : Robert Gilpin (2016). “The Political Economy of International Relations”, p.100, Princeton University Press
“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Source : Quoted in N.Y. Times, 16 Nov. 1967
“The grace of God is dangerous. It's lavish, excessive, outrageous, and scandalous. God's grace is ridiculously inclusive. Apparently God doesn't care who He loves. He is not very careful about the people He calls His friends or the people He calls His church.”
“I think all artists secretly hope their kids might do something safer and straitlaced: maybe my daughter 'll be a banker.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.”
“Men lie, who lack courage to tell truth--the cowards!”

Source : Joaquin Miller (1871). “Songs of the Sierras”, p.107
“When the atheist is told that God is unknowable, he may interpret this claim in one of two ways. He may suppose, first, that the theist has acquired knowledge of a being that, by his own admission, cannot possibly be known; or, second, he may assume that the theist simply does not know what he is talking about.”

Source : George H. Smith (2000). “Why Atheism?”, Pyr Books

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