"If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles."

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Source : "Saturday Night Live", March 06, 2010.

Zach Galifianakis

#Mean Quotes #Pilates Quotes #Waffles Quotes

“Sit down at ten o'clock in the morning and write anything that comes into my head until twelve. One of the few things I've discovered about writing is to form a habit that becomes an addiction so that if you don't put something down on paper every day, you get really mean and awful with withdrawal symptoms, and your wife and your dog and your kids are going to kick your ***** until you get back to it because they can't bear you in that state of mind.”
“I love Dickens. I love the way he sets a scene.”
“Jim Greenfieldâ€™s The Taxman Cometh will undoubtedly put a smile on the face of even the most dedicated big government freeloader. In the â€˜Everyone Deserves a Trophyâ€™ society we live in, itâ€™s refreshing to know that Jimâ€™s literary voice will cut through the politics, using the American spirit of a used car dealer.”
“But obviously, we're looking for all good ideas to help deal with our long-term debt problem. This is something that is going to affect our economy. It affects our kids. And we need to deal with it.”
“I do not really know if it is a gain to exchange the crown of martrydom with two or three years of life in freedom. But I leave the good Lord to decide.”
“Will posterity believe that, while the Press has swarmed with inflammatory productions that tend to prove the blessing of theoretical confusion and speculative licentiousness, not one writer of talent has been employed to refute and confound the fashionable doctrines, nor the least care taken to disseminate works of another complexion.”

Source : Arthur Young (1889). “Travels in France During the Years 1787, 1788, 1789”
“I don't know who had the training of you," he continued doggedly, "but your morals are shocking. You spent a night in my bed, remember, after a night in a bawdy house. You go about collecting street urchins and letting inebriated vagabonds kiss you, and then you get into brawls in pawnshops. You are probably past all redemption, but I'm going to reform you anyhow. If you behave yourself, perhaps I'll let you reform me on occasion, but I make no promises.”
“My fear, as an American, is that our own actions are going to contribute to an inspiration for terrorists to want to harm us or kill us.”

Source : Source: collider.com

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