"You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets."

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Daniel Tosh

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“Ambiguity is necessary in some of my stories, not in all. In those, it certainly contributes to the richness of the story. I doubt that thematic closure is never attainable.”
“But you can enjoy my next announcement. As soon as I am back at my office I will start preparing something new that I can show.”

Source : Gameswelt interview, www.zeldadungeon.net. October 18, 2013.
“I write the vocals last, because I wanted to invent the music first and push the music to the level that I had to compete against it.”
“The essential thing is action. Action has three stages: the decision born of thought, the order or preparation for execution, and the execution itself. All three stages are governed by the will. The will is rooted in character, and for the man of action character is of more critical importance than intellect. Intellect without will is worthless, will without intellect is dangerous.”

Source : Hans von Seeckt (1930). “Thoughts of a Soldier”
“Every new opinion, at its starting, is precisely in a minority of one.”
“If you do the math, films featuring women are a good investment.”

Source : "Guest Interview: Geoffrey S. Fletcher: Writer, Director of 'Violet & Daisy'". Interview with Justine Browning, www.indiewire.com. June 17, 2013.
“The most important application of quantum computing in the future is likely to be a computer simulation of quantum systems, because that's an application where we know for sure that quantum systems in general cannot be efficiently simulated on a classical computer.”

Source : "The Father of Quantum Computing". Interview with Quinn Norton, www.wired.com. February 15, 2007.
“It seems that people are more comfortable with the private outrage about gay marriage, because when you are outraged about this issue, it requires no work. There's no work that you have to do when you're outraged about a gay couple. There is work that you have to do if you want to see black fathers raise their children. There is work that you have to do if you want to see a school develop.”

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