"You know you must be doing something right if old people like you."

-- Dave Chappelle

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“The only way to get what you want is to make them more afraid of you than they are of each other.”
“Half the wrong conclusions at which mankind arrive are reached by the abuse of metaphors, and by mistaking general resemblance or imaginary similarity for real identity.”

Source : 1839 Letter to Henry Bulwer,1 Sep.
“Euripides says,-Who knows but that this life is really death,And whether death is not what men call life?”
“Americans learn only from catastrophe and not from experience.”
“Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days.”
“Our people need Labour party members, trade unionists and MPs to unite. As leader it is my continued commitment to dedicate our party's activity to that goal.”
“No amount of artificial protection can permanently maintain an obsolete product, an inferior process or a moribund organization against competitors which are based on scientifically improved products or methods.”
“There's a lot of Americans, black and white, who think that we've arrived where we need to be and nothing else needs to be done and affirmative action needs to be dismantled.”

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