"We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers."

-- Paul Mooney

#Real Quotes #White Quotes #Mad Quotes

“Strictly speaking, there are no enlightened people, there is only enlightened activity.”
“Really skinny actresses make me hungry - I see them and think, Honey, you need to eat!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Affected hundreds of thousands of ordinary Canadians who have invested in mutual funds that invest in income trusts.”
“'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the last part of the 20th century. Before that, you might identify as a Baptist, or a Southern Baptist or a Methodist. But there wasn't one identifier that put you in a fold with all the other believers.”
“The fair sex is your department.”
“You might learn as much about how to write by reading Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Wallace Stevens, Raymond Chandler, Saul Bellow, Paul Muldoon or a hundred other good novelists or poets than by seeing another round of John Ford revivals.”

Source : Source: www.newyorker.com
“I mean, what's the elections? You know, two guys, same background, wealth, political influence, went to the same elite university, joined the same secret society where you're trained to be a ruler - they both can run because they're financed by the same corporate institutions.”
“We're all called. If you're here breathing, you have a contribution to make to our human community. The real work of your life is to figure out your function-your part in the whole-as soon as possible, and then get about the business of fulfilling it as only you can.”

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