"When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought this."

-- Mary Tyler Moore

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“I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies.”
“Even though college has been hard, I don't want to give up.”
“Failure does not exist. Once you hit the construction zone road blocks, follow the detour signs to get back to ur original path.”
“In the house, and on the street, how many, many feet you meet.”
“This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in.”

Source : Theodore Roosevelt, Paul H. Jeffers (1998). “The Bully Pulpit: A Teddy Roosevelt Book of Quotations”, p.63, Taylor Trade Publications
“Of course, there are hurtful moments of the malice and rumors - the worst are not the ones that affect you, but ones that affect other family members. But you have to distance yourself from it, otherwise you would be unhappy.”
“If I didn't swim my best, I'd think about it at school, at dinner, with my friends. It would drive me crazy.”
“Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?”

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