"When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit."

-- Jeff Dunham

#Christmas Quotes #Book Quotes #Teaching Quotes

“Failure to deliver a deal in Hong Kong is just not acceptable, ... There must be an intensification of the efforts.”
“I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.”
“We must come together with one heart, one mind, one love and one determination.”
“I just made a balls of it, old boy. That's all there was to it.”
“Good psych should take you to a different place, be a bit disorientating and have the ability to make you wonder and perhaps make you feel the need to sit down.”
“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”

Source : "Attributed to Oliver Herford in The Reader's Digest, Volume 121 (p. 118)". 1982.
“It is of course evident that everything in one's religious life depends upon the sort of God one worships. The character of the worshiper must necessarily be molded by the character of the object worshipped. If it is a cruel and revengeful God, or a selfish and unjust God, the worshiper will be cruel, and revengeful, and selfish, and unjust, also. If it is a loving, tender, forgiving, unselfish God, the worshiper will be loving, and tender, and forgiving, and unselfish, as well.”
“The acme of freedom from wealth is to desire to be possessionless even as others desire to possess.”

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