"I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Morning Quotes #Wake Up Quotes #Want Quotes

“There is an unfortunate disposition in a man to attend much more to the faults of his companions which offend him, than to their perfections which please him.”
“Israel is our enemy. This is an aggressive, illegal, and illegitimate entity, which has no future in our land. Its destiny is manifested in our motto: 'Death to Israel.'”
“If there is one abiding theme in the gym, it's the withering work in the ring. Those not fit do not survive.”
“You must be fit to give before you can be fit to receive.”

Source : James Stephens (2015). “The Crock of Gold”, p.7, Booklassic
“[History is] petrified imagination.”
“I'll always do the guitar parts since it's my main instrument.”
“Writing is a solitary pursuit and I think you have to be partially at peace with yourself, but it's the other part that's usually producing the stuff worth reading.”

Source : Craig Johnson (2013). “The Walt Longmire Mystery Series Boxed Set”, p.263, Penguin
“The spirit of Christ is a missionary spirit.”

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