"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

-- Jay London

#Cheesy Quotes #Cheese Quotes #Whole Family Quotes

“If I only had one more sermon to preach before I died, it would be about my Lord Jesus Christ. And I think that when we get to the end of our ministry, one of our regrets will be that we did not preach more of Him. I am sure no minister will ever repent of having preached Him too much.”
“When trying to explain anything, I usually find that the Bible, that great collection of magnificent and varied poetry, has said it before in the best possible way.”
“I have never doped. I can say it again, but I've said it for seven years.”
“I'm obsessed with my children.”
“The reward is in the risk.”

Source : Rachel Cohn, David Levithan (2010). “Dash & Lily's Book of Dares”, p.212, Knopf Books for Young Readers
“Kindness is goodness hidden in the heart More often than declared in speech.”
“Any place where you have to deal with many social actors like a school - you have the parents, the Ministry of Education, the school board, and the teachers - you need all kinds of sets and rules. You're trying to foresee anything that can happen and everything becomes really rigid. They don't want to talk about death because they don't want to overwhelm the children, but that has already happened, so you're not going to overwhelm them more.”
“The ground of mercy is love, and the working of mercy is our keeping in love.”

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