"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."

-- Kevin Nealon

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“It's said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words. I was drunk. It just turned into a big thing. I apologized profusely-not once but three times. So what's the problem? It's four years ago. Do I need to apologize again?”
“In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different- life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself- a girl should be two things: who and what she wants...”
“I was bullied by a few people who were much older than me. I went to camp to learn boxing. I was 12, and my coach was 24. I felt like if I could fight him, I could stand up to anyone.”

Source : "One Direction Exclusive Interview". www.seventeen.com. October 10, 2012.
“In the last James Bond movie, the villain was a culture captain, a tycoon of culture, a Murdoch figure. It's not as if people don't know what is going on.”
“Do you really believe that the Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, plans to be a loser in history?”
“I don't need the perfect one, I just need somebody who will make me feel like I'm the only one.”
“The victories are what I judge things on.”

Source : "Tough Luck: Colts quarterback gives himself midterm grade of C despite record-setting pace", www.foxnews.com. November 5, 2012.
“The sea will grant each man new hope, and sleep will bring dreams of home.”

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