"A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'"

-- Ronnie Shakes

#Funny Relationship Quotes #People Quotes #Mind Quotes

“Once, when Tom was over here, to tease Rose, I asked him, "Before she was born, can you remember? Were things just the same as they are these days? Did it still rain and get dark and all the stuff it does now? Did the sun go up and down in exactly the same way?" Yes," Tom said, and then he smiled at Rose and said, "No. Not really. Not exactly the same way.”

Source : Hilary McKay (2007). “Caddy Ever After”, p.68, Simon and Schuster
“Only he who handles his ideas lightly is master of his ideas, and only he who is master of his ideas is not enslaved by them.”
“As we pursue our strategies world-wide, we accept a social and environmental responsibility as well. These responsibilities include the promotion of a sustainable economy and recognition of the accountability we have to the economies, environments, and communities where we do business around the world.”
“I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”
“People exercise an unconscious selection in being influenced.”
“...now that everyone could vote from home, via the OASIS, the only people who could get elected were movie stars, reality TV personalities, or radical televangelists.”
“In a poll commissioned by Time and CNN, two-thirds of American parents said they think that their children are spoiled.”
“Real, sane, mature loveâ€”the kind that pays the mortgage year after year and picks up the kids after schoolâ€”is not based on infatuation but on affection and respect.”

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