"Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar."

-- Billy Crystal

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #America Quotes

“Pause and remember - When you fight reality, you will lose every time. Once you accept the situation for what it truly is, not what you want it to be, you are then free to move forward.”
“She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.”
“It's not death if you refuse it... It is if you accept it.”
“The sun doesn't lose its beauty when covered by the clouds. The same way your beauty doesn't fade when being covered by Hijab”
“I've been in a poor physical shape many times in my career and I've had some of my best results. My best performances happened because my mind was in the right place. The mind is definitely stronger than the body.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes".
“The balancing act of motherhood and a career, and being a wife, is something that I don't think I'll ever perfect, but I love the challenge of it.”
“My inner child is not wounded.”
“One of the key pleasures of receiving a letter is the act of holding and entering the envelope - a sort of cross between Christmas and sex.”

Source : Nick Bantock (2000). “The artful dodger: images & reflections”, Chronicle Books Llc

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