"We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others."

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Source : Mort Sahl (1976). “Heartland”, New York : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich

Mort Sahl

#Country Quotes #America Quotes #World Quotes

“Acting is my passion and Chelsea FC is my hobby.”
“I was having health issues all my life. You're just not conditioned to think of them as health issues.”

Source : "Meatless Monday — The Vegucation of Robin Quivers" by Ellen Kanner, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 28, 2013.
“Confrontation is not a dirty word. Sometimes it's the best kind of journalism as long you don't confront people just for the sake of a confrontation.”
“Everyone, at any age, has talents that aren't fully developed-even those who reach the top of their profession.”
“Work incessantly, cultivate discrimination, gather freedom from your own hard-earned results. Disregard successes but go back for help in an immediate problem. The possibility of discovery is everywhere. Freedom from your own work allows for intuition that draws from all your experience and perception but goes beyond it.”

Source : Paul Caponigro (1972). “Paul Caponigro”
“When Alex left for Alaska," Franz remembers, "I prayed. I asked God to keep his finger on the shoulder of that one; I told him that boy was special. But he let Alex die. So on December 26, when I learned what happened, I renounced the Lord. I withdrew my church membership and became an atheist. I decided I couldn't believe in a God who would let something that terrible happen to a boy like Alex.”
“I have seafoam in my veins, I understand the language of waves.”
“The Palestinian cause is not a cause for Palestinians only, but a cause for every revolutionary, wherever he is, as a cause of the exploited and oppressed masses in our era.”

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