"I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not."

-- Adam Ferrara

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“If there was one good thing that came out of all this, it was that I got to meet you. I would go through it all again - I would, as long as it meant I'd met you.”
“Exposing any subject that is unpleasant or controversial means risking judgment and making some people feel uncomfortable.”
“Theology must work itself out in the most practical relationships.”
“No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that fell down and died.”
“I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'”
“Sometimes going in for a hard tackle generates a louder cheer than a great pass.”
“Gardening gloves are for sissies. I always have dirt under my nails.”
“Painting has always been a healthy and happy place for me to create. People really like that experience and so do I.”

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