"We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat - these ladies are all business - she goes, 'Go ahead, take out your dong.' 'I'm not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong? If you want to be hip to the lingo, they're not using the word dong up in the States."

-- Al Madrigal

#Party Quotes #Mexican Quotes #Missing Quotes

“I try to procrastinate, if I can, productively, like I'll work on something else as procrastination. Or I take a walk. Because often I find, if you get out, more things come to you.”
“Energy never dies. It just transforms.”
“The persons hardest to convince that they're at the retirement age are children at bedtime.”
“That girl is pretty kinky, the girl's a super-freak, I'd really like to taste her.”
“The impossible missions are the only ones which succeed.”
“The Ironman World Championship is the hardest race I've competed in. Not only do the elements (heat, wind, humidity) make it grueling, but the quality of the field makes it a true test.”
“There are a lot of things that I love, but if you're just completely invested in those things, their opposite can kick you over... So the trick is finding out how to maintain your balance when you're in situations with the people who make you happy and when you're not.”
“The Irish Republican Army has kept every commitment made by its leadership.”

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