"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."

-- Tim Allen

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“You think you're winning, but it's hard to say sometimes.”

Source : Song: Hard To Say, Album: The Innocent Age, 1981
“I did not particularly enjoy modeling. I felt I was only utilizing 10 or 20 percent of my abilities. In India, it's just another job.”
“You can't turn the ball over and expect to win.”
“You can't have it both ways. Either our rights come from God, as our Declaration of Independence says, or they come from human choice. If they come from human choice, then our whole way of life is meaningless, it has no foundation.”

Source : "PBS' Newshour" with Jim Lehrer, www.keyesarchives.com. December 20, 1999.
“I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.”
“I was a kid, and I wasn't even sure if I wanted to play the drums, you know? All I wanted to do was skateboard, but I was still learning and taking it in, so it was good.”
“I don't feel guilty for anything. I feel sorry for people who feel guilt.”
“Not only is privatizing Social Security not the solution to Social Security, it would exacerbate the problem.”

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