"I work out with alot of gay guys at the gym. I do, because my only goal is to get into gay shape. Now, you know what I'm talking about. Gay men are the most ripped kind of... listen... I don't know how strong you have to be to blow a guy, but I'm guessin', there is some muscle involved."

-- Alonzo Bodden

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“It was strange: When you reduced even a fledgling love affair to its essentials--I loved her, she maybe loved me, I was foolish, I suffered--it became vacuous and trite, meaningless to anyone else. In the end, it's only the moments that we have, the kiss on the palm, the joint wonder at the furrowed texture of a fir trunk or at the infinitude of grains of sand in a dune. Only the moments.”
“I was always the sexy bass player in the background while Robin stood centre. Barry and I played it up a bit, gave 'em a bit of thigh.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.”
“Most of my friends seem to be either dead, extremely deaf or living on the wrong side of Kent.”
“Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it.”
“In the fight between biology and morality, biology has commonly won in the end.”
“She knows not loves that kissed her She knows not where. Art thou the ghost, my sister, White sister there, Am I the ghost, who knows? My hand, a fallen rose, Lies snow-white on white snows, and takes no care.”
“I can't remember why or how I started writing, but I think it was always a way of making sense of the world.”

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