"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'"

-- Demetri Martin

#Im Sorry Quotes #Nice Quotes #Apples Quotes

“I put the copy of 'A Christmas Carol' that my grandfather had first read to me 60 years ago on my desk, and I began to write. The result, for better or for worse, is the 'Christmas Spirits.' I plan to read it to my grandson.”
“Liberalism is the philosophy for our time, because it does not try to conserve every tradition of the past, because it does not apply to new problems the old doctrinaire solutions, because it is prepared to experiment and innovate and because it knows that the past is less important than the future.”

Source : Liberal leadership convention, 1968.
“But I realized something. About art. And psychiatry. They're both self-perpetuating systems. Like religion. All three of them promise you a sense of inner worth and meaning, and spend a lot of time telling you about the suffering you have to go through to achieve it.”

Source : FaceBook post by Samuel R. Delany from May 29, 2011
“Taking a thing apart is always faster than putting something together. This is true of everything except marriage.”
“Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn't structured around such things, except in beer commercials.”

Source : Interview with John Lingan, www.splicetoday.com. January 28, 2009.
“Life should be fun, and so should your clothes. It's not about sending a message. It's about feeling good about yourself and being who you are.”

Source : Source: www.menshealth.com
“Happy you poets who can be present and so present by a simple flicker of your genius, and not, like the clumsier race, have to laya train and pile up faggots that may not after prove in the least combustible!”
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”

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