"There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there arenâ€™t."

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Simon Rich

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“He set the suitcases in the back then tossed her the keys. "You drive." She repressed a smile as she climbed behind the wheel. "With each passing day, your reasons for wanting a wife become clearer.”
“The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time.”
“Being from the Midwest, I would say that I like that East Coast mentality, it's more direct. What you see is what you get.”

Source : "Character: Geraldine". "Flip", TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1970-1974.
“There is a lot of amiable fantasy written about trout fishing, but the truth is that few men know much if anything about the habits of trout and little more about the manner of taking them.”
“Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry around, read and enjoy a childrens book.”
“Everyone has their own experiences with song. It means one thing to me and it means something entirely different to somebody else. I have a song called 'Apple Cherry' which is a song about unrequited love and to this couple in London, they fell in love to this song. The girl in the relationship called me and said she wanted to propose to her girlfriend could you sing 'Apple Cherry' while I do it? I was like 'Really? That's not a love song about getting together'.”
“Without the mind there is no Buddha. Without the Buddha there's no mind.”
“No [other rappers are on my level], none of them. Here, let me put it like this in the sky, there are a million stars, but when the sun appears, you see none of them. I am the sun.”

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