"You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?"

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Attitude Quotes #Airplane Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“A good sailor knows everything is always changing.”

Source : Luanne Rice (2011). “The Silver Boat: A Novel”, p.184, Penguin
“I don't know what it must be like to be a writer in general, but to be a comedy writer, it's got to be something - it's a very special kind of talent.”
“Today a Scot is leading a British army in France [Field Marshall Douglas Haig], another is commanding the British Grand Fleet at sea [Admiral David Beatty], while a third directs the Imperial General Staff at home [Sir William Roberton]. The Lord Chancellor is a Scot [Viscount Finlay]; so are the Chancellor of the Exchequer and the Foreign Secretary [Bonar Law and Arthur Balfour]. The Prime Minister is a Welshman [David Lloyd George], and the First Lord of the Admiralty is an Irishman [Lord Carson]. Yet no one has ever brought in a bill to give home rule to England!”
“Too perfect to be sexually attractive.”

Source : William S. Burroughs, James Grauerholz (2001). “Last Words: The Final Journals of William S. Burroughs”, p.220, Grove Press
“Beauty is a sign of intelligence.”
“Individual goals never meant that much to me. The Heisman is no exception.”
“Stress is something that's created in the mind, basically. It's how we look at things. So ovr greatest defense against stress is the ability to change ovr minds; to change ovr thinking.”
“The logic behind white domination is to prepare the black man for the subservient role in this country.”

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