"My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients."

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“The strong man, the positive, decisive man who has a program and is determined to carry it out, cuts his way to his goal regardless of difficulties. It is the discouraged man who turns aside and takes a crooked path.”
“God has promised forgiveness to your repentance, but He has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.”
“The first light had cast the first shadow.”
“And if I would have taken lessons I probably wouldn't have done it, and what forced me to do all this weird stuff on the guitar was I couldn't afford effects pedals, I didn't have all this stuff when I was a kid so I just tried to squeeze all the weird noises I could out of the guitar, which brings me to building guitars.”
“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.”
“I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.”
“I remember like that scene with Pharrell where they're at the music video shoot, we have this on camera actually, Pharrell's confused because we weren't doing the script. We were doing all this improv and then Diddy says to him... Pharrell's like I don't understand what's going on and Diddy goes, "We do a lot of improv". (laughter) I remember being we just made him into a comedy nerd. We somehow turned Sean Combs into a comedy nerd, so.”
“Perhaps people ought to feel with more imagination.”

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