"In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot."

-- Dave Barry

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“After 9/11, I was like many people in New York City and got a little depressed. I began to check myself into The Waldorf Astoria for room service, movies and just to chill. I wanted to contribute to the great city of Manhattan.”

Source : Interview with Christopher Bollen, believermag.com. January 1, 2004.
“Luck happens when preparedness and opportunity get together.”

Source : Venita VanCaspel (1988). “Money Dynamics for the 1990s”, Simon & Schuster
“She's like snow in Russian," said Anna. "Snow in the evening when the sun sets and it looks like Alpengluhen, you know? And if snow had a scent it would smell like that [the rose]....”
“I care about our employees more than anybody in my company. I care about my kids, too, but that doesn't mean I give them everything that they want.”
“Style is about fun. True style is not about having a closet full of expensive and beautiful things - it is instead about knowing when, where, and how to utilize your collection.”
“If you're going to care about the fall of the sparrow you can't pick and choose who's going to be the sparrow. It's everybody.”
“The evolution of the music is what allows it to survive.”

Source : "Who the hell is Eric Church?". Interview with Bill DeYoung, www.connectsavannah.com. January 31, 2012.
“I would like to be taller, thinner and more rakish looking.”

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