"Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn't use tracking numbers and doesn't use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag."

-- Craig Ferguson

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“My soul is not my own any more. I cannot live like I want to. I am going to give up films.”
“To be sure, the United States has profound problems, not least our faltering educational and physical infrastructure.”
“Anyone's happier when they're not being verbally abused all day long.”

Source : "Iggy Azalea Goes In-Depth About Why She Left Twitter -- And What It Has To Do With Her Second Album" by Adam Fleischer, www.mtv.com. February 27, 2015.
“I'm hoping that with the high profile that the Go-Go's are going to have over the next year, that if anybody is interested in what else I do, I'll have something I can say that I do.”
“Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably.”
“Im sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust novel, evoking the world with each crumb.”
“Women give themselves to God when the devil wants nothing more to do with them.”
“I think just vocally I have a little timber in my voice that God gave me that does work - it puts my own DNA onto it.”

Source : Source: www.cbn.com

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