"I am a morning person...I love waking up, walking & reveling In the beauty of all the flowers and trees....while chugging a 5th of vodka!!! It could happen."

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#Morning Quotes #Flower Quotes #Tree Quotes

“It's only when I say that everything is incomprehensible that I come as close as possible to understanding the only thing it is given to us to understand.”
“Marx, Darwin and Freud are the three most crashing bores of the Western World. Simplistic popularization of their ideas has thrust our world into a mental straitjacket from which we can only escape by the most anarchic violence.”
“When I hear from people that religion doesn't hurt anything, I say really? Well besides wars, the crusades, the inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic cleansing, the suppression of women, the suppression of homosexuals, fatwas, honor killings, suicide bombings, arranged marriages to minors, human sacrifice, burning witches, and systematic sex with children, I have a few little quibbles. And I forgot blowing up girl schools in Afghanistan.”
“The longer we view ourselves through a distorted lens, the more likely we are to believe a distorted truth.”
“John Kerry's service did not end in Vietnam. It began there.”
“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.”
“Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken.”
“We Germans fear God, but nothing else in the world.”

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