"Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012"

-- Craig Ferguson

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“Anything that can be done to a rat can be done to a human being. And we can do most anything to rats. This is a hard thing to think about, but it's the truth. It won't go away because we cover our eyes. THAT is cyberpunk.”
“I could take back those moments that snatched you away from me or maybe just wipe away those ten minutes when you came to me for the first time and I looked into your eyes to realise what love is.”
“Fashion is entertainment. That's why these top models are so fascinating to kids. They're dying to know about Naomi and Christy, or whoever we've declared the new one this afternoon.”
“In his own time and in his own way, the Lord will bring about his miracles.”
“Etiquette is the ceremonial code of polite life, more voluminous and minute in each portion of society according to its rank.”
“I think there's tremendous significance and opportunity in Americans seeing legally married gay couples treated with respect in our nation's capital.”
“Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand.”
“Bitterness is the outcome of a wrong mental movement - the attempt to force external events to conform to internal fantasy. The cure is to see fantasy as fantasy, which will reveal it as neither necessary nor rewarding.”

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