"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."

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Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

Billy Wilder

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Truth Quotes

“I've tested life and I've learned what works for me.”
“I'm not homosexual, I'm not hetrosexual, I'm just sexual.”
“I don't know how other bands play the same songs every night.”
“Hobbies are for wimps who donâ€™t have the guts to follow their passion.”
“Life cannot have had a random beginning. ... The trouble is that there are about two thousand enzymes, and the chance of obtaining them all in a random trial is only one part in 10 to the 40,000 power, an outrageously small probability that could not be faced even if the whole universe consisted of organic soup.”

Source : "Evolution from Space". Book by Chandra Wickramasinghe and Fred Hoyle, 1981.
“My friends just kept joking about all the horrible physical side effects [of Prednisone ]. I can only imagine that something that works that well has got to be bad for you.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Imperfect communities show that being a maximal resemblance class is not sufficient for being a property.”

Source : "Truthmaking". 3:AM Magazine Interview, www.3ammagazine.com. September 7, 2012.
“The passion for exploration and discovery, the hunger to learn all things about all aspects of the physical world, the great and preposterous optimism that held that such truths were in fact discoverable, its dazzling sophistication and its occasional startling innocence; an age in which geographical and scientific discoveries surpassed anything previously dreamt of, and yet an age in which it was still, just barely, possible to believe in mermaids and unicorns - these remarkable traits so characterized the British 18th century”

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