"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"

-- Groucho Marx

#Sarcastic Quotes #Running Quotes #Sap Quotes

“Right now too much American time and resources are spent dealing with situations caused by our dependence on oil that we import from unstable countries.”
“Design can have such a positive impact on the way people live and on their relationships and moods.”
“The biggest turn-off for me is people who think the world of themselves. Arrogance is not a sexy quality, and it really gets on my nerves.”
“Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience.”

Source : 1792 A Vindication of the Rights of Woman, pt.1, ch.2.
“If a dream affords the dreamer some light on himself, it is not the person with closed eyes who makes the discovery but the person with open eyes lucid enough to fit thoughts together. Dream-a scintillating mirage surrounded by shadows-is essentially poetry.”

Source : Michel Leiris (1987). “Nights as day, days as night”, Rizzoli Intl Pubns
“Live fully each day to the full . . .”
“The hand that holds the money cracks the whip.”

Source : James M. Cain (2010). “Mildred Pierce”, p.184, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
“Or maybe it's time to broaden out some of the African civil wars?”

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