"Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."

-- Groucho Marx

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“What deep wounds ever closed without a scar?”
“Hope is such an important component to moving forward and getting past the difficult times.”

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“Nobody comes out of their mother's womb doing cucarachas.”
“In the formation of our constitution the wisdom of all ages is collected-the legislators of antiquity are consulted, as well as the opinions and interests of the millions who are concerned. It short, it is an empire of reason.”
“Merely transferring the content of existing newspapers online and expecting payment won't work because they are two separate business concepts.”
“The answer to our prayer may be the echo of our resolve.”
“I like what's going on in Finland, with the rebirth of Beherit. I also like a band called Oranssi Pazuzu and a band called Spiderpact. There's a great scene there where they don't really care what's going on elsewhere and create music in their own vacuum.”
“The observations, so numerous and so important, of the pendulum as object are especially relevant to the length of its oscillations. Those that I propose to make known to the [Paris] Academy [of Sciences] are principally addressed to the direction of the plane of its oscillation, which, moving gradually from east to west, provides evidence to the senses of the diurnal movement of the terrestrial globe.”

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