"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."

-- Jon Stewart

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“With our progress we have destroyed our only weapon against tedium: that rare weakness we call imagination.”
“We do not admire the man of timid peace. We admire the man who embodies victorious effort; the man who never wrongs his neighbor, who is prompt to help a friend, but who has those virile qualities necessary to win in the stern strife of actual life.”
“I wish we could make buildings that could constantly explode and come back in different ways. The idea of a changing environment suggests that if your environment changes all the time, then maybe your ideas will change all the time.”

Source : Source: www.revelinnewyork.com
“I think the cinema you like has more to do with silence, and the theater you like has more to do with language.”
“My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.”
“When you're starting out as an actor people are very interested in who you are because they want to know where they can put you. And quite often, and we're all guilty of this is our lives, we judge very quickly and we pigeon-hole people very quickly based on how they look and how they talk and how they dress and we think: "Oh yeah, we know who you are."”
“Silence holds the door against the strife of tongue and all the impertinences of idle conversation.”

Source : James Hervey, William ROMAINE (1812). “Meditations and Contemplations ... To which is prefixed the life of the author: and a sermon on his death by the Rev. W. Romaine ... With ... engravings, etc. [With a portrait.]”, p.214
“I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed.”

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