"Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done."

-- Gracie Allen

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“If I have known much trouble in my youth, I have also known much joy.”
“You were right," said the Master impressed by the neatness of Korovyov's work, "when you said: no documents, no person. So that means I don't exist since I don't have any documents.”
“During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake.”

Source : Edward Burnett Tylor (1861). “Anahuac; Or, Mexico and the Mexicans: Ancient and Modern”, p.45
“People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.”
“Whoopie doo guys, yes, I've dated girls and I've dated boys - get over it.”
“In those days, we finally chose to walk like giants and hold the world in arms grown strong with love And there may be many things we forget in the days to come, But this will not be one of them.”
“As long as you do the best work that you can and not make it bland... because you're going down a lane that is trying to make everybody happy. You have to take an angle on these things.”
“I love when things bend out of shape. That's why I love drum and bass music.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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