"When you're single again, at the beginning you're very optimistic and you say, 'I want to meet someone who's really smart, really sweet, really sensitive.' And six months later you're like, 'Lord, any mammal with a day job."

-- Carol Leifer

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“As we learn we always change, and so our perception. This changed perception then becomes a new Teacher inside each of us.”
“Most of us will be remembered, in work and in life, for just a few words or deeds that made a difference to others. The way we choose to say good-bye is likely to be one of the ways we are remembered.”
“He was my favorite senator... I love him. He made the liberals squeal.”
“Understanding the simple fact that morality differs around the world, and even within societies, is the first step toward understanding your righteous mind.”
“In all honesty I think, sometimes with the LGBT community, if you look at anything else surrounding it, there's always been this oddness and sense of humor. I really appreciate that. It's kind of a hard world to take yourself too seriously. It's a good balance check. It's not serious all the time. I'm that way too, even though I write a lot of depressing music. A lot of times our shows are not very serious at all. We joke a lot and then we play a sad song and then we joke again.”

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“Where's the man who counsel can bestow, still pleased to teach, and yet not proud to know.”
“You will learn more about the people you work with in three minutes by asking them what they do for nothing, than by working with them for three years in the same team”
“I'm really not one of these procrastinators who cleans the house in order to put off writing, but life gets in the way.”

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