"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'"

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Source : William S. Burroughs (1993). “The Adding Machine: Selected Essays”, p.125, Arcade Publishing

William S. Burroughs

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“At the age of ten, I thought if a boy kissed you on the lips, you would have a baby, and I surely wasn't the only youngster who believed that!”
“There are real radical Muslim groups out there that really are pretty villainous. You don't have to make them up.”

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“Me and Kendrick [Lamar] have different types of music. He from a different coast; we ain't in the same lane.”
“Youd just be amazed what people will do. You really would. And not crazy people. Ostensibly normal people. When the right person touches the right button in someone, you can get them to do almost anything.”
“Frankly - and believe me, I say this without any pretense - when I see the road I've taken, I have to say that thanks to good luck, because without good luck one can do nothing, I've come out pretty well.”
“I have an instinct for finding the odd location, the dismissed face, the eerie atmosphere, the oppressed mood.”
“I believe that close association with one who refuses to compromise with circumstances he does not like, is an asset that can never be measured in terms of money.”
“Nowhere does one become more convinced of the strong hold which Freemasonry takes upon the minds and lives of those aging workers in the Craft who have attained its highest honors and of their firm belief in the power of its teachings to purify the soul of men and raise them to a new dignity and to greater heights of spirituality and practical morality.”

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