"I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no."

-- Natasha Leggero

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“Evolution has never found a way to be any speed but very slow.”
“If you got everything you wanted, you wouldn't have everything you need.”
“There was a perception that the emerging-market problems aren't over and concern that may Brazil devalue.”
“The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards.”
“Grief is not a disorder, a disease or sign of weakness. It is an emotional, physical and spiritual necessity, the price you pay for love. The only cure for grief is to grieve.”

Source : Earl A. Grollman (2014). “Straight Talk about Death for Teenagers: How to Cope with Losing Someone You Love”, p.6, Beacon Press
“Christianity is not about good people getting better. It is good news for bad people coping with their failure to be good.”
“It is well known that the central problem of the whole of modern mathematics is the study of transcendental functions defined by differential equations.”

Source : Felix Klein (1893). “The Evanston Colloquium: Lectures on Mathematics Delivered from Aug. 28 to Sept. 9, 1893 Before Members of the Congress of Mathematics Held in Connection with the World's Fair in Chicago at Northwestern University, Evanston, Ill”
“What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.”

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