"Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay sex and extramarital affairs. And I thought, 'Have fun in Congress then."

-- Craig Ferguson

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“Not everything that nearly kills you makes you stronger. Sometimes it just makes you hate yourself for being so easily wounded yet unable to die.”
“I'm obviously an American citizen. My parents are American citizens. But I'm not looked at as an American.”
“I believe the only measure of government response shouldn't be how much we spend on a situation, but rather how well we spend.”
“II know very, very little about the ukulele, but I actually grew up playing the viola from 4th grade through high school.”
“We have been travelling through a cloud. The sky has been dark ever since the war began.”
“What happened to you?" she asked. "I got hit in the side." "With what?" "A knife.”
“He no longer represented someday a possibility. He represented a road not taken a road that suddenly shot so far into the distance she couldnâ€™t see it anymore.”
“It's going to be unbelievable, you know. There's going to be a lot of people cheering for Mark McGwire and me. And, hey, we'll see how it goes.”

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