"He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup."

-- Wilson Mizner

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“Whether I affect one person or an entire family, or even a group of people, I feel like I have resources and education and ability and skills that some people may not be fortunate enough to acquire. But by sharing and inquiring, being a listener, and being interested in the stories of other people and their lives, I can also pull things out and say "What can I do for them? What can I share with them that may alleviate some of their suffering?"”

Source : Source: www.raintaxi.com
“When I get home and people ask me,'Hey, Hoot, why do you do it, man? What are you? Some kind of war junkie? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you. And that's it. That's all it is.”
“Youth is so exciting. It'll take over. I don't want to be swept away. I want to be with the taking-over people, right to the end.”

Source : "Nicolas Roeg: 'I don't want to be ahead of my time'". Interview with Ryan Gilbey, www.theguardian.com. March 10, 2011.
“The minister's task is not to coddle the saints but to collar the sinners.”
“Singing is my main goal, and I think philosophy will help me write songs.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is idiot.”

Source : "Conquistador". Book by S.M. Stirling, 2003.
“Dancing is still the hardest profession. Gene Kelly said dancing is a manâ€™s game Women have to do the same thing in heels, and have to sing and smile at the same time. Professional athletes donâ€™t even have to do that â€“ and they get to wear sneakers.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Let us remember that the automatic machine is the precise economic equivalent of slave labor. Any labor which competes with slave labor must accept the economic consequences of slave labor.”

Source : Norbert Wiener (1988). “The Human Use Of Human Beings: Cybernetics And Society”, p.112, Hachette UK

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