"I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in."

-- Chic Murray

#Funny Quotes #Summer Quotes #Hurt Quotes

“Suffering needs time. It cannot survive in the now.”
“When over the enemy's lines never forget your own line of retreat.”
“Why do soldiers fight? They join because they believe in a higher cause -- protecting religion, their nation, defending against a foreign nation. But why do soldier stay and fight? Soldiers aren't individuals. They are part of a unit. And that unit is led by a commander. If they don't trust their commander ... if there is no leadership, there is nothing.”
“Today certain definite ideas are developing out of the Egyptian ideas. What is called Darwinism today did not arise because of external reasons. We are the same souls who, in Egypt, received the pictures of the animal forms of man's forebears. The old views have awakened again, but man has descended more deeply into the material world.”
“You know what the worst thing I can imagine is? Simon had said. Not trusting someone I love.”
“If I ever wrote a script myself, it would be strongly emotional material.”
“Writing screenplays is incredibly hard. I can't call it joy. Writing Novels? Joy. Directing? Joy. Writing Screenplays? That's where you pay all your dues.”
“Trying simply provides an excuse for not doing.”

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