"You know who doesn't get the death penalty? Crazy people. That's a defense in America. My client's crazy. He doesn't know what he did. Fine, then he doesn't know we're gonna kill him. If a guy's that retard, you put him the electric chair and tell him it's a ride."

-- Bobby Slayton

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“- Some men think because they are afraid to do. - There is a difference between fear and caution.”
“I grew up with two different parakeets - one that lived for five years, and one that lived for 13 years - so I always had a bit of an attraction to birds and it's an oddly good fit to be in a movie about birdwatchers.”
“I've heard from writers and musicians and fans that they think I'm underrated.”
“Meditation is the process of quieting one's mind, and letting go of the worries and stress of life.”
“Language, as well as the faculty of speech, was the immediate gift of God.”
“I'm just a vessel of information.”
“The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.”
“Most books reviews aren't very well-written. They tend to be more about the reviewer than the book.”

Source : "Better than Amis?" by Stephanie Merritt, www.theguardian.com. August 31, 2003.

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