"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

-- Groucho Marx

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“One of the things I say to women a lot, specifically when Democrat women say to me, shouldn't there be a quota for this? Or shouldn't women have a certain amount of seats at this table? I don't ever want to be given a position because I was a woman. I want to be given a position because I was the most qualified person to hold that job.”

Source : Source: www.cosmopolitan.com
“Going outside is highly overrated.”
“Wherever it is you make your home, there is always this other place, this other person, calling to you. Come to me. Come back.”
“It is easy to see the faults of others... it is hard to see our own...”
“Working at the National Theatre is just wonderful. There is no place like the South Bank on a summer's afternoon.”
“At some point I just acknowledged, at least to myself, that I had a great deal of respect for people of faith. Faith is a strange and wonderful thing. You come up to a kind of wall of unknowing and instead of turning back in despair you leap over it into something else. The Church isn't why I'm a writer, but it's probably a part of it.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I have already prepared my counter proposal. It reads thusly: you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!”

Source : "Fictional character: Barnabas Collins". "Dark Shadows", www.imdb.com. 2012.
“Unlimited power corrupts the possessor; and this I know, that, where law ends, there tyranny begins.”

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