"The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Dec 13, 2012

Andy Borowitz

#Baby Quotes #Jesus Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“The human hand allows the mind to reveal itself.”
“One of the best ways of keeping your temper in an argument, as most of us know only too well, is not to listen to anything the other person has to say.”
“A piece of fabric can get me going.”
“I've written a lot of scripts that someone else directed, and it's absolutely vital that, if I'm gonna act in it, then I have to take off the writer hat and let the director direct.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“Golf is a mental disorder.”

Source : Edgar Rice Burroughs (2015). “Complete Works of Edgar Rice Burroughs: 70+ Adventure Classics & Science Fiction Novels (Illustrated): The Tarzan Series, The Barsoom Chronicles, The Pelucidar Series, Caspak Trilogy, The Moon Trilogy, The Venus Series, Westerns, Lost World Novels, Fantasy Classics, Historical Novels and more”, p.7310, e-artnow
“Religion is one of the fundaments of Hillary Clinton's character and politics.”

Source : "Books: 'A Woman in Charge: The Life of Hillary Rodham Clinton'". Live Q&As, www.washingtonpost.com. June 8, 2007.
“We give credit to human wisdom when we should give credit to the divine guidance of God being exhibited through childlike people who were â€œfoolishâ€ enough to trust Godâ€™s wisdom and His supernatural equipment.”
“In regards to this great Book [the Bible], I have but to say it is the best gift God has given to man. All the good the Savior gave to the world was communicated through this Book. But for it we could not know right from wrong. All things most desirable for man's welfare, here and hereafter, are found portrayed in it.”

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