"There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."

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Jeff Stilson

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“All that we do is done with an eye to something else.”
“Give, but give until it hurts.”
“I think virgins are far more interesting to write about. If we've been around the block a few times, we know what to expect. Not so with virgins.”

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“It is nasty when you're playing in someone else's house to point out that they don't have enough balls.”
“When you're surrounded by people who share a passionate commitment around a common purpose, anything is possible.”
“Some astronauts describe the routine flushing of urine into space, where the freezing temperatures turn the droplets into a cloud of bright, drifting crystals, as being among the most amazing sights they saw on an entire voyage.”
“When you're young you don't think, 'This person is going to change your life.' But when you start recording your own songs, it comes back and reminds you.”

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“He was making her feel small and absurdly petulant and, worse yet, she suspected he was right. She always suspected he was right. For a brief irrational moment, she wished she could walk away from him. Then she wished, more rationally, that she could love him without needing him. Need gave him power without his trying; need was the choicelessness she often felt around him.”

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