"I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks."

-- Gilbert Gottfried

#Inappropriate Quotes #Remarks Quotes #Known Quotes

“Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.”
“I'm glad we haven't got newspapers now. It's been much nicer without them.”

Source : Nevil Shute (1973). “A Nevil Shute omnibus”
“Is there a difference between happiness and inner peace? Yes. Happiness depends on conditions being perceived as positive; inner peace does not.”
“I've never been bashful to say that I'm not really interested in Formula One. When I lived in England, it's all I wanted to do and I thought that anything else would somehow be a compromise to my dreams. But then when I came back to the States, I realised how much I loved being back in the States.”
“Patriotism is the belief that not all human lives are worth the same.”

Source : Tao Lin (2007). “Eeeee Eee Eeee: A Novel”, Melville House Pub
“The transition from rebellion to acceptance has an extremely important consequence. . . in which we start seeing life as a training school, to teach us what we need to learn.”
“I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance.”
“In democratic ages men rarely sacrifice themselves for another, but they show a general compassion for all the human race. One never sees them inflict pointless suffering, and they are glad to relieve the sorrows of others when they can do so without much trouble to themselves. They are not disinterested, but they are gentle.”

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