"Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives."

-- Henry Beard

“And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”
“The difference between libertarianism and socialism is that libertarians will tolerate the existence of a socialist community, but socialists can't tolerate a libertarian community.”
“If anything, I would like to see the climate change happen, so the science could be proved right, regardless of the consequences. This isnâ€™t being political, it is being selfish.”
“Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty; inaccuracy, of dishonesty.”

Source : Tryon Edwards (2015). “The New Dictionary of Thoughts”, p.37, Ravenio Books
“I live to eat - when someone else cooks for me.”
“You've got to have camaraderie or togetherness on a baseball team if you want to win.”

Source : "A conversation with New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte". Interview with Chad Bonham, www.beliefnet.com.
“If you rely exclusively on the advice of others, you may make terrible mistakes. Your heart knows what you need. Other people have other agendas.”
“Spread good energy. Pay it forward!”

Source : "Terminally Ill Woman Who Fought For Her Right To Die Commits Suicide", www.businessinsider.com. November 3, 2014.

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