"If you have enough breath to complain about anything, you have more than enough reason to give thanks about something."

“Henry Fonda gave me a spanking during a scene in Spencer's Mountain.”

“The success of the second 'Austin Powers' caught us by surprise a little bit. We had decided not to do even a second one, unless the audience wanted it and we could do something better.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“Men, she thought, were one of the world's few sure comforts, like a fire on a cold October night, like cocoa, like broken-in-slippers. Their clumsy affections, their bristly faces, and their willingness to do what needed to be done - cook an omelette, change lightbulbs, make with hugging - sometimes almost made being a woman fun.”

“The equations at which we arrive must be such that a person of any nation, by substituting the numerical values of the quantities as measured by his own national units, would obtain a true result.”

Source : James Clerk Maxwell (2002). “The Scientific Letters and Papers of James Clerk Maxwell:”, p.518, Cambridge University Press

“Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.”

“It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.”

Source : Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas (1994). “Star Wars: The Screenplay. Return of the Jedi”

“Post-operatively the transplanted kidney functioned immediately with a dramatic improvement in the patients renal and cardiopulmonary status. This spectacular success was a clear demonstration that organ transplantation could be life-saving.”

“My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.”

Source : Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.12, Michael O'Mara Books