"I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen."

-- Red Skelton

#Wife Quotes #Funny Marriage Quotes #Long Quotes

“Life is a flash of lightning in the dark of night. It is a brief time of tremendous potential.”

Source : B. Alan Wallace (2001). “Buddhism with an Attitude: The Tibetan Seven-point Mind-training”, Snow Lion Publications, Incorporated
“The segregated schools of today are arguably no more equal than the segregated schools of the past.”
“There are times when marriage is not such a comfortable place But you find your way; you become a different person. You grow into it. And you have to work at marriage every day.”
“When I left Van Halen, I went in the studio and made a CD called Marching to Mars with all studio musicians. I did it immediately. With the disappointment riding on my shoulders of the breakup of the band.”
“I don't change my style for anybody. Pussies do that.”

Source : "An Oral History of Michael Bay, the Most Explosive Director of All Time". Interview, www.gq.com. June 27, 2011.
“I think leadership is service and there is power in that giving: to help people, to inspire and motivate them to reach their fullest potential.”
“Memory, I realize, can be an unreliable thing; often it is heavily coloured by the circumstances in which one remembers.”

Source : Kazuo Ishiguro (1982). “A Pale View of Hills”, Thorndike Press
“I don't particularly enjoy standing alone and recording my own voice or my own stuff. It's sometimes fun to do for demos and stuff, but I really enjoy the social act of recording records, because writing it is so lonely. And it has to be.”

Source : "Sondre Lerche’s Barn Identity". Interview with Chloe Eichler, www.interviewmagazine.com. June 2, 2011.

You may also like:

Andrew Dice Clay
Comedian
Arlene Dahl
Actress
Bob Hope
Comedian
Danny Thomas
Comedian
Esther Williams
Swimmer
Jack Benny
Comedian
Jonathan Winters
Comedian
Lucille Ball
Comedienne
Ed Sullivan
Television personality