"I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time."

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Source : "Bernard Manning has his last laugh" by Mark Tran, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2007.

Bernard Manning

#Laughing Quotes #Mind Quotes #Driving Quotes

“Improvisation is the art of becoming sound. It is the only art in which a human being can and must become the music he or she is making. Improvisation is the only musical art which predicated entirely on human trust and love.”
“Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.”
“Yes, this is what I thought adulthood would be, a kind of long indian summer, a state of tranquility, of calm incuriousness, with nothing left of the barely bearable raw immediacy of childhood, all the things solved that had puzzled me when I was small, all mysteries settled, all questions answered, and the moments dripping away, unnoticed almost, drip by golden drip, toward the final, almost unnoticed, quietus.”
“Faith and fear both demand you believe in something you cannot see. You choose.”

Source : FaceBook post by Bob Proctor from Apr 02, 2017
“You don't have to fight against being placed in a box any more than the number two has to fight against being the number three. I mean, two is not going to be the number three, ever.”

Source : Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com. May 2003.
“Where the Old Masters created an illusion of space into which one could imagine walking, the illusion created by a Modernist is one into which one can look, can travel through, only with the eye.”
“Every moment of life is precious and can never happen again and therefore is a reason to appreciate, be grateful for and celebrate the fact that you are alive.”
“But not all men seek rest and peace; some are born with the spirit of the storm in their blood.”

Source : Robert E. Howard (2016). “A Witch Shall Be Born: American modern Literature”, p.40, VM eBooks

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