"...what a surprise (we all know how tolerant the tolerant are)-..."

-- Junot Diaz

#Surprise Quotes

“It's been a dream for me since I was six years old to go to the Olympic Games and to finally have that dream realised is something massive for me.”
“If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.”
“God has the tough end of the deal. What if instead of planting the seed you had to make the tree? That would keep you up late at night, trying to figure that one out.”
“Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.”

Source : "'Supernatural': Misha Collins says the darndest things" by Marisa Roffman, screenertv.com. March 28, 2010.
“Successful people form habits that feed their success, instead of habits that feed their failure.”

Source : Jeff Olson, John David Mann (2013). “The Slight Edge: Turning Simple Disciplines into Massive Success and Happiness”, p.72, Greenleaf Book Group
“Women who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably ugly, are best flattered upon the score of their understandings; but those who are in a state of mediocrity are best flattered upon their beauty, or at least their graces; for every woman who is not absolutely ugly thinks herself handsome.”
“Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.”
“Listening is active. It's like vision. It's like the idea of the eye projecting light, which I've heard is what children and infants say when they're asked to explain vision - that the eye projects light, rather than just receives it.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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