"Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'"

-- Elayne Boosler

#Morning Quotes #Guy Quotes #Wake Up Quotes

“My daughter, who goes to Stuyvesant High School only blocks from the World Trade Center, thinks we should fly an American flag out our window. Definitely not, I say: The flag stands for jingoism and vengeance and war.”
“They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.”
“What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.”
“A ministry doesn't have to be perfect for God to use and bless it.”
“I've been a comedian for a long time so writing and performing is a big part of what I do. If anybody's doing comedy they should also work on writing.”

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“To remember my values, I need to lose certain tastes and find other handles for the memories that they once helped me carry.”
“My grandmother always told me you must keep to your old roads and stick to your original friends and just go through smooth, be careful and stay positive.”
“The science has changed from ambiguous to near-unanimous... Based on the data I'm now switching sides regarding global warming, from skeptic to convert.”

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