"Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes

“If you're not living a life on the edge you're taking up too much space! ... You learn the most when you're out of your comfort zone!”
“Yes, your home is your castle, but it is also your identity and your possibility to be open to others.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I believe that our lives, just like fairy tales - the stories that have been written by us humans, through our own experiences of living - will always have a Hero and a Heroine, a Fairy Godmother and a Wicked Witch.”

Source : Lucinda Riley (2011). “The Girl on the Cliff”, p.407, Penguin UK
“If you had a good radio - and everybody did in those days - you could find it.”
“Consistently wise decisions can only be made by those whose wisdom is constantly challenged.”
“I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.”

Source : Letter to John Dennis, 10 July 1695
“It was easily the happiest day of my football life and yet people still want to ask me about the suit. When they talk about the day, it's not 'didn't you do well?', it's 'what was that you were wearing?!”
“The Bible says that two cannot walk together unless they are agreed.”

You may also like:

Christopher Guest
Baron Haden-Guest
Frederic Bastiat
Economist
H. L. Mencken
Journalist
Henry Beard
Author
Hunter S. Thompson
Journalist
Jann Wenner
Publisher
Thomas Gray
Poet
Tony Hendra
Writer
William O. Douglas
Former Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States