"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

-- Roseanne Barr

#Inspirational Quotes #Jobs Quotes #Husband Quotes

“I love Louisiana. It's amazing.”
“I question every move. I'm constantly second-guessing myself.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Love could solve everything.”

Source : Interview with Maranda Pleasant, nicheandnook.com. November 3, 2015.
“The Iranian regime doesn't express the wishes and values of the Iranian people.”

Source : "Interview: Israeli President Discusses Iran Nuclear Standoff". Interview with Farnoush Ram, www.rferl.org. March 20, 2006.
“Your intent to find a mate sends out 'strands of consciousness' however, composed of desire and intent. Like detectives, these search the world, looking in a completely different way than a physical sleuth. The world is probed with your characteristics in mind, seeking for someone else with characteristics that will best suit your own.”
“Capacity never lacks opportunity. It cannot remain undiscovered because it is sought by too many anxious to use it.”
“Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.”
“Be on your toes tonight - or I'll be on yours tomorrow.”

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