"Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken"

-- John Mulaney

#Animal Quotes #People Quotes

“Women have this obsession with shoes.”
“Reacting to the world with a smile instead of a curse, a wave instead of the middle finger, will actually help you live longer.”
“You see, my good friend, how much we are the creatures of situation and circumstance, and with what pliant servility the mind resigns itself to the impressions of the senses, or the illusions of the imagination”

Source : Lady Morgan (Sydney) (1808). “The wild Irish girl: a national tale”, p.58
“There's something Zen-like about the way I work - it's like raking gravel in a Zen Buddhist garden.”
“The only thing binding individuals together is ideas. Ideas mutate and spread; they change their hosts as much as their hosts change them.”

Source : "Genesis". Book by Bernard Beckett, 2010.
“Freedom is the dream you dream While putting thought in chains again --”
“I personally don't have a problem with naked bodies on television.”
“I don't really inject the rock 'n' roll thing, what I take from rock 'n' roll is probably the melodies and the musical behind it.”

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